Singin' In The Rain by Thomas

As a rather portly woman announces celebrities entering Grauman's Chinese Cinema, the stars of "The Royal Rascal" emerge from a luxurious automobile: [[Don Lockwood]] and [[Lina Lamont]].

The lady asks you to tell the audience your life story, and you begin embellishing in great detail about how you and your childhood friend, Cosmo Brown came to Monumental Pictures. [align left] [[Mention how you and Lina, the love of your life, met.]] [align left] [[Mention how Lina, a pest, keeps asking you out.]] [align left] [[Don't mention Lina]]

As Don tells his embellished life story, you become more and more sure you should be the one doing the talking. You become very jealous and start to hatch a plot to become the star. [[Stop Don and tell your life story]] [[Try to get revenge later]]

You say "Donnie! Let me talk!". [after five seconds] You realize your mistake. You have the world's worst voice. You never get a part in a film again. You become a chain smoker and a gas station attendant.

You and Lina slowly fade from the public's mind as your studio can't compete with talking movies ,or talkies, for short. [align center] THE END

The public scorns you, and you become a hermit. [align center] THE END

After the movie premiere, you are mobbed by fans. [align left] [[Enjoy the attention]] [align left] [[Jump into a passing convertible]]

You soak up the spotlight, but soon the fans want more than autographs; they want souvenirs! You make your way home half-clothed, but you never go out in public again, so no one watches your movies and you die poor. [align left] THE END

Which car do you want to jump into? [align left] [[A red Corvette with a girl in it.]] [align left] [[A yellow taxi]] [align left] [[A conspicuous bagel delivery van.]]

iT ENDS HAPPILY, BUT i DON'T HAVE TIME TO TELL YOU HOW.

[[You are thrown into the street and are run over]]

[align center] THE END